For centuries people have been seeking a reliable, easy to understand, gimmick free way to lose weight. Through it all they’ve had to deal with a rogue’s gallery of snake oil salesmen intent on profiting from their desperate desire to return to vigorous health. If you’re like those of us at Keto Life Shirts you have your own experience with fad diets, prepared meals shipped in from parts unknown and diet books. So many diet books.
Scientists have known about ketones since the middle of the 19th century. For decades after discovering them however, these incredible metabolites were dismissed as little more than a kind of waste product. It wasn’t until the early 20th century that researchers discovered their true purpose and made the definitive link between low carb intake, ketone production and weight loss. It was a discovery that continues to reverberate across the nutritional landscape even today.
No Tricks, Just Scientific Facts
What those early researchers discovered 100 years ago was to unlock one of the great secrets of how the body works. In a “bolt of lightning” moment they realized that, when a person denied themselves carbohydrates for a couple of days the body automatically shifted gears. The liver began producing ketones and the body then put them to work transforming fat stores (i.e. love handles) into energy.
If a person denied themselves all but a minimal amount of carbs for a prolonged period of time the body would burn through most of those fat stores. The result? The person would wind up thinner and healthier than they’d been in years. But not only would they be lighter, their blood glucose levels would also stabilize. And they’d be more alert, have more energy and greatly reduce their risk of long term health problems. This new “keto” life would finally deliver them the sustainable weight loss they had been searching for.
Tell It with a T-Shirt
You don’t need to be an expert to understand keto. You don’t need to buy into any prepared meal plans, join any health clubs or sign up to a weight loss guru’s mailing list. You just need to limit your carb intake and provide your body enough healthy fats to keep your motor running. That’s it.
In fact, while your friends are picking at the tiny, tasteless veggie offerings in their latest low-fat “ready meal” you can join them at the table with your bacon, avocado and Swiss cheese omelette. Not only will you enjoy the incredible taste sensations available in your new keto life, but chances are better than even that you’re the one who will lose more weight and keep it off over the long term. If that fact doesn’t deserve a celebratory T-shirt we don’t know what does.
The Right T-Shirt for Your Keto Life
There are T-shirts celebrating sports teams. T-shirts celebrating famous people and interesting places. There are T-shirts with paintings on them, T-shirts with dogs on them and T-shirts with rock stars, cars and bars on them. And then there are the millions of different message T-shirts both funny and foul.
But until now there haven’t been any T-shirts celebrating the fact that you can eat bacon and chocolate fat bombs and lose weight. It’s just not fair. So we here at Keto Life Shirts have decided enough is enough! We’re making it our mission to bring the good news of keto to the world by way of our high-quality, all cotton, digitally printed Keto Life T-shirts and tank tops.
Make a Life-Affirming Statement
A Keto Life T-shirt from ketolifeshirts.com is both a fashion and lifestyle statement with few equals. It’s great looking, easy to clean, affordable and states in no uncertain terms that you know the weight loss score and you’re not shy about sharing it. If you’re the type that likes to make big, bold statements you’ll love our Keto Life block letter Ts. If, on the other hand, you’re into more discreet and stylish methods of expression our Keto Life Fine scripted Ts are certain to please. Either way you get a timely T-shirt with an indelible message. One that’s fashioned from 100% cotton and printed using state-of-the-art printers and top-quality inks.
100% Safe and Secure
With some websites you have to wonder how many hackers you’re sharing your credit card and personal information with. Not so with ketolifeshirts.com. Our site is guaranteed 100% safe and secure. You’ll never have to worry about your private information being compromised when you purchase Keto Life T-shirts through our site.
Like the keto diet we don’t mess around. Within 24 hours of placing your order it will be out the door of our state-of-the-art print shop and on its way to you. If you want to track your shipment you can to that right through our secure website. That way you know exactly when you need to be home to collect it, unbox it and slip it on.
To demonstrate how much we appreciate your business we offer 100% FREE shipping on all orders over $50. That represents a substantial savings for you, especially when you order 3 or 4 or more Keto Life T-shirts and tank tops. We’re happy to do it because we want you to be happy, not just with the finished product, but with the entire process of working with us.
Money Back Guarantee
At Keto Life Shirts we stand behind every shirt we make. Our digital print artists are some of the best in the business and our quality control standards are second to none. We’re so sure you’re going to enjoy the keto T-shirts and tank tops you purchase from us that we provide a 30 day money back guarantee on all sales.
It’s time everybody knew about the incredible weight loss breakthrough that is the keto diet. Keto Life T-shirts can help you express your gratitude for this one-of-a-kind, foolproof weight loss program while also allowing you to relax in comfort while you enjoy your bacon, avocado and Swiss cheese omelette.