Funny Keto Shirts
The ketogenic diet has emerged from decades of obscurity to take the diet and nutritional worlds by storm. Its message of low-carb, high-fat weight loss has resounded with millions the world over and best of all, it’s 100% backed by science. There are no magic pills with keto. No diet gurus to lecture you. No tricks and no gimmicks. At Keto Life Shirts we aim to celebrate all that’s great about the keto diet with timely and funny keto shirts that will let you wear your love of keto on your sleeve.
A Quick Look at the Keto Diet
While the keto diet may seem like it came out of nowhere just a few years ago, the fact is it’s been with us for more than a century. First devised as a way to help treat adolescent seizure disorders it remained a little known, little understood “fringe” therapy for decades. When new, more effective seizure treatments were devised in the 1950s the keto diet fell out of favor and just sort of disappeared in the medical mist. And there it remained until about 10 years ago.
How Does it Work?
In the early 20th century researchers finally cracked the ketone code. What they discovered is that, when the body is starved of carbohydrates - its default fuel - it automatically adjusts. The liver begins to produce ketones and these fan out through your body looking for fat cells which they then metabolize into energy.
Burning fat for fuel instead of carbs means that you’re going to lose those love handles and other fatty tissue that you’ve been carrying around for years. In fact, the weight loss potential is practically limitless with the keto diet. And it doesn’t require you to do anything special. Just keep your carb intake in check and eat some healthy fats so that your body has something to run on once it runs out of fat from your gut, butt and elsewhere.
Don’t Call it a Comeback
At Keto Life Shirts we encounter lots of people who wonder why it is that the keto diet was able to disappear for decades. And why did it just suddenly reappear? The answer is that, when the ketogenic code was first cracked, less than 10% of the adult population was considered obese. Because of that “dieting” wasn’t really part of the cultural discussion.
Today, however, fully 2/3 of adults are either overweight or obese. And that has spurred a lot of research into weight loss and caused a lot of people to look for an effective way to lose weight and keep it off. During all that searching the keto diet and all its positive attributes was rediscovered.
Since it reappeared on the scene the keto diet has been steadily gaining favor among people worldwide. It’s the only type of weight loss diet that is guaranteed to produce sustainable results. And all it asks you to do is restrict the amount of carbs you eat. If you do that your body will automatically begin producing ketones and transition to burning fat for fuel. After that all you need to do is make sure you eat plenty of healthy fats to keep the keto fire burning.
Celebrate Keto Freedom with Funny Keto Shirts
It seems inconceivable that you could lose weight by cutting out pasta and potatoes and replacing them with bacon and dark chocolate. But it’s true. And it’s the kind of development that calls for a T-shirt or two. Funny keto shirts are the perfect way to express the sometimes head scratching reality of the keto diet. After all, if you can’t laugh about eating bacon to lose weight then something is terribly wrong.
Spreading the News One Funny Keto Shirt at a Time
We started Keto Life Shirts because we just couldn’t find a decent keto T-shirt anywhere. There were dog T-shirts and cat T-shirts, rock star T-shirts and old car T-shirts along with plenty of naughty and nice T-shirts. But nothing that trumpeted the virtues of the keto diet; maybe the most important development in dieting that’s ever happened. We set out to change that.
Because we have a sense of humor we can appreciate the absurdity of eating chocolate fat bombs and bacon to slim down. So we made sure we created some T-shirts that also speak to the lighter side of the keto diet. “Body by Bacon” and “Keto Makes My Clothes Fall Off” are two of our best sellers and both get right to the heart of the low-carb, high-fat weight loss matter.
We Do T-Shirts Right
Purchasing T-shirts from online sources doesn’t always go the way people hope. Companies use cheap shirts, outdated printing methods and cheap inks. On top of that, the shirts take so long to reach you it seems like they were shipped on the backs of turtles. When we set up ketolifeshirts.com we were determined to avoid these kinds of mistakes. And we did. As a result when you purchase your funny keto shirts from us you can be sure of:
- Quality materials - Our Ts and tank tops are 100% cotton. Our digital printers represent the state of the art. Our designers are the best in the business and all our shirts are printed with the best possible inks.
- Secure purchasing - Ordering your funny keto shirts from ketolifeshirts.com is fast and easy and completely safe and secure. No one will ever have access to your private information. Period.
- Fast delivery - As soon as we have confirmation of your order we get to work. In less than 24 hours your funny keto shirts are finished and on their way to you.
- Money back guarantee - We’re so confident that you’ll love your funny keto shirts that we offer a 30 day money back guarantee if you’re not completely satisfied.
- FREE shipping - The icing on our customer service cake is FREE shipping on all orders over $50.